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All Rise For The Mare

We do love a clever headline, and this fits the bill perfectly.. All rise for the mayor, a clever play on words, as in All rise for the MAYOR.. Following another fantastic run and win by Black Caviar. This run and win at Flemington in the Black Caviar Lightning Day Stakes is 23 consecutive WINS (no losses). Not bad for a mare from Melbourne? Thank you TheAge All … [Read more...] about All Rise For The Mare

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