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Melbourne Comedy Gala 2009 – Otis Lee Crenshaw – Bundaberg Rum

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Otis Lee Chenshaw Bundaberg Rum Melbourne International Comedy Festival Gala 2009 For www.oxfam.org.au Since there were a few requests. The Lyrics: They thought they’d be – The kingdom by the sea. The Jewel, in Australia’s crown. They used to think – They’d made the drink – That would turn, The whole world upside down. One sip. And the whole world would come. For one sip. Of Bundaberg Rum. They distilled the sugar. Into pure molasses. They raised their glasses High above their heads. They took one sip – They took one sip. And someone said: Holy shit, this is liquid crack, What the f.. are you lookin’ at? Come over here and I will beat you like a drum. And I’ll introduce your face to my hand. And we’ll settle this whole thing man to man. Bartender, two more cans of Bundaberg Rum. Cause its canned hate, Liquid Venom. Makes you mean as a snake. Makes you wanna punch women. It’s purified sugar from a high pressure cooker. Makes your skin start crawling, ‘Til they peel you from the roof. Its caustic soda, Mixed with cola. Makes your eyes grow beady, Makes you go bipolar Makes you watch sport channels, Wanna wear flannel. Makes you wanna call the bouncer a big fat poof, Join One Nation, or family first. But he hates mankind. Cause hes blind drunk, and dumb on Bundaberg Rum. Bundaberg Rum. Wine is for purists, Whiskey’s for snobs, Foster’s is for tourists, But Bundy is specifically targeted for yobs. Cause its canned hate, Liquid Venom, Its semen from a demon, With just a twist …

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